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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 368thMost Influential: 1,193rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,638th
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Valentian Elysium

Population2.353 billion

LeaderHoly Emperor Nino II the Good


The Holy and Exalted Empire of Valentian Elysium is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Nino II the Good with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.353 billion Valento-Elysians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brudondam. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian-Elysian economy, worth 278 trillion b0Is a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,269 b0Is, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International tensions are high as Valentian Elysium threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentian Elysium's national animal is the robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Valentian Elysium is ranked 50,104th in the world and 452nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,724.39 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 368thMost Influential: 1,193rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,638thNicest Citizens: 4,543rdMost Pacifist: 4,637thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,034thMost Inclusive: 5,962ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,661stMost Cultured: 7,473rdBest Weather: 8,858thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,300thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,854thSafest: 9,922ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 10,419thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,528thMost Developed: 10,835thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,049thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,455thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,654thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,494thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,802ndSmartest Citizens: 13,087thMost Secular: 13,088thMost Efficient Economies: 13,337thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,655thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,717thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,416thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,245thMost Politically Free: 18,195thLargest Governments: 18,921stNudest: 20,685th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Politically Free: 72nd in the regionMost Influential: 80th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Pacifist: 93rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 101st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 108th in the regionMost Inclusive: 109th in the regionNudest: 111th in the regionMost Cultured: 123rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 138th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 153rd in the region

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