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Most Influential: 333rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 861stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,556th
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Valentian Elysium

Population3.594 billion

LeaderHoly Emperor Nino II the Good


The Holy and Exalted Empire of Valentian Elysium is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Nino II the Good with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.594 billion Valento-Elysians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brudondam. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian-Elysian economy, worth 412 trillion b0Is a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,683 b0Is, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Valentian-Elysian flag qualifies you for citizenship, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, new Valentian-Elysian taxis are fitted with server racks, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentian Elysium's national animal is the robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Valentian Elysium is ranked 12,965th in the world and 158th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,872.28 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Influential: 333rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 861stTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,556thNicest Citizens: 4,742ndMost Pacifist: 4,895thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,217thMost Inclusive: 6,520thMost Cultured: 7,518thBest Weather: 7,605thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,842ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,975thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,085thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,170thSafest: 9,624thHealthiest Citizens: 10,407thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,534thMost Developed: 10,831stMost Rebellious Youth: 11,527thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,532ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,600thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,053rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,725thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,965thMost Efficient Economies: 13,086thSmartest Citizens: 13,304thMost Secular: 13,685thNudest: 14,228thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,221stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,622ndLargest Governments: 18,271stLowest Crime Rates: 20,422ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,224thMost Politically Free: 21,610thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,975th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 47th in the regionMost Politically Free: 59th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 68th in the regionNicest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Pacifist: 97th in the regionNudest: 97th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 107th in the region

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