Population | 18.19 billion |
Capital | The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon |
Leader | Valkyrie Valentijn Samantha Constantine |
Faith | Secular With Many Religions Practiced |
Currency | Universal and Reliable Valentian Credit |
Animal | Very Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld |
The Meowvellous Wonderful World of Valentine Z is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Valkyrie Valentijn Samantha Constantine with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 18.19 billion Valentians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 8,630 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 474,485 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, the government is pouring billions into replacement brains, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Very Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular With Many Religions Practiced.
Valentine Z is ranked 74th in the world and 2nd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 900 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Valentine Z was endorsed by The People's Republic of Kenmoria.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, the government is pouring billions into replacement brains.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, refugees from other nations are flocking to Valentine Z's border.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
- : Valentine Z changed its national leader to "Valkyrie Valentijn Samantha Constantine" and its motto to "Speak softly, but carry a big stick.".
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Valkyrie Valentijn Samantha Constantine.
- : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
World Assembly
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