by Max Barry

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Most Inclusive: 28th Most Pacifist: 61st Most Compassionate Citizens: 65th
The Meowvelous Purrfect Valkyrie of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
A fusion of cultures and traditions, under one unity.
Valentijn De Sierlijke Valkyrie Samantha
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Political Freedom

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Valentine Z

Population8.356 billion

CapitalThe Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon
LeaderValentijn De Sierlijke Valkyrie Samantha
FaithTheravada Buddhism Among Many Others

CurrencyUniversal and Reliable Valentian Credit
AnimalVery Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld

The Meowvelous Purrfect Valkyrie of Valentine Z is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Valentijn De Sierlijke Valkyrie Samantha with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.356 billion Valentians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 2,758 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 330,108 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', posters remind people that 'Hoarding Mushrooms Is Theft', the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Very Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism Among Many Others.

Valentine Z is ranked 155,581st in the world and 320th in Forest for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -20.3 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Inclusive: 28thMost Pacifist: 61stMost Compassionate Citizens: 65thMost Developed: 67thNicest Citizens: 79thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 82ndLongest Average Lifespans: 83rdMost Beautiful Environments: 112thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 114thMost Advanced Public Education: 121stHighest Average Tax Rates: 127thMost Subsidized Industry: 147thLargest Governments: 161stLowest Crime Rates: 166thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 169thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 171stBest Weather: 195thMost Advanced Public Transport: 203rdLargest Welfare Programs: 206thSafest: 213thSmartest Citizens: 224thHighest Poor Incomes: 260thMost Cultured: 271stMost Cheerful Citizens: 289thMost Scientifically Advanced: 322ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 326thHealthiest Citizens: 614thLargest Information Technology Sector: 934thHighest Average Incomes: 1,142ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,218thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,485thTop
Most Devout: 1,948thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,969thHighest Economic Output: 3,862ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,123rdTop
Most Income Equality: 11,219thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,001st
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rd in the region

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