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Most Inclusive: 15thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35thHighest Food Quality: 36th
The ပျော်ရွှင်စရာ ကြောင်ကမ္ဘာ of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
The land where Square-Cube Law can suck it.
Valkyrie Valentijn Samantha Constantine
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Valentine Z

Population12.931 billion

CapitalThe Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon
LeaderValkyrie Valentijn Samantha Constantine
FaithTheravada Buddhism Among Many Others

CurrencyUniversal and Reliable Valentian Credit
AnimalVery Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld

The ပျော်ရွှင်စရာ ကြောင်ကမ္ဘာ of Valentine Z is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Valkyrie Valentijn Samantha Constantine with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.931 billion Valentian ZS enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 5,223 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 403,948 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year, homophobia is off the menu, and the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Very Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism Among Many Others.

Valentine Z is ranked 148th in the world and 5th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 28,317.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most Inclusive: 15thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35thHighest Food Quality: 36thMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rdNicest Citizens: 47thHighest Average Tax Rates: 49thMost Beautiful Environments: 57thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 62ndLowest Crime Rates: 65thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70thMost Advanced Public Education: 72ndMost Pacifist: 74thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 74thSafest: 75thLargest Governments: 83rdSmartest Citizens: 89thMost Efficient Economies: 92ndMost Developed: 100thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 109thLongest Average Lifespans: 110thMost Scientifically Advanced: 114thBest Weather: 116thMost Advanced Public Transport: 132ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 137thMost Cultured: 146thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 148thMost Cheerful Citizens: 149thMost Subsidized Industry: 155thLargest Welfare Programs: 158thHighest Poor Incomes: 181stHealthiest Citizens: 226thMost Influential: 232ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 298thLargest Information Technology Sector: 580thLargest Publishing Industry: 587thHighest Average Incomes: 818thMost Devout: 1,274thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,411thMost Patriotic: 1,949thHighest Economic Output: 2,077thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,162ndTop
Most Income Equality: 14,572ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,885thLargest Populations: 24,231st
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionMost Devout: 51st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 62nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 64th in the regionMost Patriotic: 91st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 264th in the regionLargest Populations: 392nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 642nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 715th in the regionNudest: 795th in the regionMost Stationary: 822nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, homophobia is off the menu.
  • : Valentine Z altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year.
  • : Valentine Z was endorsed by The Federation of Caldore.
  • : Valentine Z was endorsed by The Empire of Marganza.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Valentine Z altered its national flag.
  • : Valentine Z altered its national flag.
  • : Valentine Z altered its national flag.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 537 » Pallaith, McMasterdonia, Eraver, Clan Spaniel, Nolambur, Aetulia, Glurponia, Western Vapia, Corfad, SORT, Advancia-Sizzletown, Walter Jackson, Guer Aike, Fascist Democracy, The Sinclarian Provinces, Panama Coalition, Newpromisedland, Montarc, Notyoutopia, Freyford, Omnistria, Esplandia, Detrivania, Ethnon, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chukstik Illahi, Merconitonitopia, Antiyard, Shibutani, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Phoronu, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Lakemba, Malta Comino Gozo, Steampunk Ariel, Tachycardia, Grue, Zecit, Yaorozu, Drutopia Insomnia, Miamington, Old Emporia, Fendlium, Koda-Land, Prydania, Azzarel, Unsophisticate, Independent Halls, The Rhein States, Necromonia, and 487 others.Wilkshire, Manticore utopia, Aeurithianar, Orado, TJUN-ia, Soviet Terran, PotatoFarmers, Vexilia, United States of Medford, Seenvorland, Anungu, Alice Gardens, Dar es Saalam, BrightFutures, Karazan, Altivia, The Windmilluminati, Empy, Pleroma Sans Romans, The Bureaucratic 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