The Kingdom of Valltoria is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, cynical population of 198 million Valltorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Valltorian economy, worth 12.8 trillion valltoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,818 valltoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Leader", and economists claim no news is good news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Valltoria's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valltoria is ranked 12,281^st in the world and 34^th in New Western Empire for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,172.52 on the Hickory Productivity Index.