The Empire of Valltoria is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 683 million Valltorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christiana. The average income tax rate is 59.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Valltorian economy, worth 66.7 trillion Valltoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,708 Valltoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, the justice of Valltoria is considered superior to that of other nations, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and many aides in Leader's office are known to be serial jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valltoria's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valltoria is ranked 48,001^st in the world and 75^th in New Western Empire for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 597.25 on the Clooney Contribution Index.