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Most Authoritarian: 205thMost Conservative: 360thMost Extreme: 1,343rd
The Very Volatile Vampire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
I'm the monsters they become
The Vampire King
Influence
Vassal
The Vampire King
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Valtarre

Population19.057 billion

CapitalThe Hideout
LeaderThe Vampire King

Currencyblood drop
Animaltarget

The Very Volatile Vampire of Valtarre is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Vampire King with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 19.057 billion victims are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Education and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hideout. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped malicious economy, worth 405 trillion blood drops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 21,288 blood drops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, a government program is underway to revitalize Valtarre's beaches, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Valtarre's national animal is the target, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valtarre is ranked 66,671st in the world and 11th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Stationary, with 720.3046084492 days.

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Most Authoritarian: 205thMost Conservative: 360thMost Extreme: 1,343rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,996thMost Income Equality: 2,415thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,692ndMost Primitive: 2,953rdTop
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Largest Populations: 17,974thLargest Black Market: 24,586thMost Patriotic: 26,896th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Valtarre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Valtarre, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Valtarre, a government program is underway to revitalize Valtarre's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Valtarre, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Valtarre, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Valtarre, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • : Following new legislation in Valtarre, the government would rather execute a hundred innocent men than let one guilty one appeal a verdict.
  • : Valtarre was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Valtarre, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Valtarre, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks.

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