by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,750thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,863rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,871st
The Imperator of
Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists
Virtus, Libertas, Imperium
Imperator Vamperian
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Population4.385 billion

LeaderImperator Vamperian


The Imperator of Vamperian is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Imperator Vamperian with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 4.385 billion Vamperianians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maruno. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Vamperianian economy, worth 301 trillion vars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 68,678 vars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bayonet is cutting-edge technology, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Vamperian's national animal is the dingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vamperianism.

Vamperian is ranked 130,575th in the world and 47th in Aurelius for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 68.82 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,750thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,863rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,871stMost Secular: 7,889thLargest Mining Sector: 9,813thTop
Largest Black Market: 12,929thMost Income Equality: 15,319thBest Weather: 18,933rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,043rdMost Corrupt Governments: 19,593rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,582ndMost Patriotic: 25,262nd
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the region

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