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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,168thHighest Economic Output: 10,324thLargest Populations: 14,457th
The Natalia Cuteness of
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Vandoosa Eins

Population21.137 billion

CapitalWindira
LeaderNatalia Poklonskaya
Faithannexing regions

CurrencyCek
AnimalFaerie

The Natalia Cuteness of Vandoosa Eins is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Natalia Poklonskaya with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, public floggings, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.137 billion playful faeries are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windira. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Vandoosa Einsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,279 trillion Ceks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,867 Ceks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vandoosa Eins's national animal is the Faerie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is annexing regions.

Vandoosa Eins is ranked 160,344th in the world and 16th in Jenny for Most Stationary, with 124.86847563968 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,168thHighest Economic Output: 10,324thLargest Populations: 14,457thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,927thLargest Black Market: 16,292ndMost Authoritarian: 18,126thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,281stLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,112thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,087thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,642ndHighest Poor Incomes: 28,602nd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionMost Patriotic: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the region

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