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Fattest Citizens: 7,249thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,850thMost Armed: 8,722nd
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Vandoosa Siebenundvierzig

Population13.092 billion

LeaderKoishi Komeiji


The Liebe of Vandoosa Siebenundvierzig is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Koishi Komeiji with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.092 billion satoris are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Public Transport is also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Vandoosa Siebenundvierzigian economy, worth 776 trillion Ceks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,292 Ceks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Vandoosa Siebenundvierzig, the government has become increasingly militant, and citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vandoosa Siebenundvierzig's national animal is the Faerie, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Liebe.

Vandoosa Siebenundvierzig is ranked 170,811th in the world and 30th in Thembria for Rudest Citizens, with 31.31 Insults Per Minute.

Fattest Citizens: 7,249thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,850thMost Armed: 8,722ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,574thTop
Largest Black Market: 11,091stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,427thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,602ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,756thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,189thLargest Populations: 18,515th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the region

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