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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,620thMost Influential: 1,992ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,015th
The Commonwealth of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Nothing is Sacred. All is Permitted
Alexander Nisipeanu
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.501 billion

CapitalThe Citadel
LeaderAlexander Nisipeanu

AnimalGiant Dire Wolf

The Commonwealth of Vardanfel is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Nisipeanu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.501 billion Vardanfelians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The average income tax rate is 80.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vardanfelian economy, worth 415 trillion Septims a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,137 Septims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Vardanfelian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, and Alexander Nisipeanu's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vardanfel's national animal is the Giant Dire Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Vardanfel is ranked 5,182nd in the world and 168th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,980.24 Tourists Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,620thMost Influential: 1,992ndTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,015thSafest: 3,398thMost Pacifist: 3,505thNicest Citizens: 3,989thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,472ndRudest Citizens: 4,507thBest Weather: 4,799thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,872ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,182ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,209thMost Developed: 5,777thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,810thLargest Retail Industry: 5,879thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,071stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,140thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,259thSmartest Citizens: 6,441stMost Efficient Economies: 6,491stMost Cultured: 7,429thLowest Crime Rates: 7,603rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,919thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,130thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,801stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,955thMost Secular: 10,225thLargest Governments: 10,244thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,300thMost Inclusive: 10,413thHighest Average Incomes: 11,062ndLargest Welfare Programs: 11,643rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,423rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,868thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,395thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,630thHighest Drug Use: 18,682nd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 98th in the regionSafest: 123rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 133rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 139th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 151st in the regionRudest Citizens: 160th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 162nd in the regionBest Weather: 162nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 168th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 172nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 182nd in the regionMost Developed: 190th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 194th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 197th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 200th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 203rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 204th in the regionMost Influential: 210th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 216th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 222nd in the regionMost Cultured: 227th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 245th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 248th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 273rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 286th in the regionLargest Governments: 288th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 305th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 322nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 330th in the regionMost Secular: 339th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 351st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 355th in the regionMost Inclusive: 374th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 454th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 459th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 468th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 570th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 712th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 776th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 794th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vardanfel was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
  • : Vardanfel was endorsed by The Ruler of Voids of Doge Land.
  • : Following new legislation in Vardanfel, Alexander Nisipeanu's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Vardanfel, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in Vardanfel, '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Vardanfelian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives.
  • : Following new legislation in Vardanfel, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Vardanfel voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting the Rights of Labour Unions".
  • : Following new legislation in Vardanfel, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
  • : Following new legislation in Vardanfel, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code.
  • : Following new legislation in Vardanfel, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 142 » Amerion, Qvait, Aumeltopia, Erinor, Hanguk-Nippon, Wehraboos, Mapico, Beepee, PenguinPies, Kringalia, Kandorith, Bawkie, Techganet, Tsunamy, Farengeto, Terran Draconia, The Filippinas, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, Aurcania, West Pastafaria, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Anserisa, Sedunn, Jehenna, Bear Connors Paradiso, Pamela And Hepatitis, Privatore, Land Without Shrimp, HUElavia, Aschenburg, Soem, The Solar System Scope, Curlyhoward, Abarri, Ralphburg, Aidenfieeld, Yeldarbsland, Seliyan progressive Islands, Crystal Creation, The United Expanse, New Briantown, Theorin, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Iym Winterless, Japanese Federal Republic, Three Rivia Levr, Dereistic, Southern Numenor, and 92 others.The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Tsvetania, GI-Land, Enplatia, Direwolf1, Holy Free, Drystar, Steampunk Engineers, Pmta, Doraya, Springhollow, Corgitopiaa, Marinho Islands, Linguiniland, Compli, Shefino, The Worst army of, Auphelia, Dukin Donuts, Laamiva, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, Drugged Monkeys, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Midand, Concrete Slab, Andinla, South Caleblan, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Myness, Volaworand, Merevane, Tepertopia, Phanama, Purple Hyacinth, Bartonia Nova, Royaltica, Brunier, Rebel-topia, Alfama, Vanbella, Eskvenn, Nowa Europa, Rabbitz, Apartment 11F, Fasire, Berlana, Indolos, Yellunstryer, Abyssal Phantasm, Rotenaplistan, Kiasu-ism, The Imperial Frost Federation, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Wakandan Tribes, Escevola, Bohenia, Treir, Synarion, Euro Pacifica, Wallechi, Truskawkoland, Holota, Qawe, LadyRebels, The Altan, Carthatska, Seythennia, Scu Greinne, Conexia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Bichedder, Yeses, WI SD EA D, Sapientiano, Blondiesland, Central German Empire, Proctethia, Honey Cake, Calistan, Greater Scottdascoda, Libedistan, Levistian, Westenhald, Freedoom, Gonrati, New Belgrade, The United Australian States, Ipugao, East Nagaland, Doge Land, and The Langburn Islands.

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