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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 363rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 574thMost Influential: 610th
The Monarchial Empire of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Rondelav Totik Filen
King-Emperor Boris Welmington II
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Political Freedom

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Population7.263 billion

LeaderKing-Emperor Boris Welmington II


The Monarchial Empire of Varola is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King-Emperor Boris Welmington II with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.263 billion Varolans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varolum. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Varolan economy, worth a remarkable 1,745 trillion Varoes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 240,313 Varoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, and the military has gone fission for more funding. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varola's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ihdur.

Varola is ranked 3,429th in the world and 138th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 5,299.14 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 363rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 574thMost Influential: 610thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,100thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,653rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,855thTop
Largest Governments: 2,789thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,429thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,516thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,539thLowest Crime Rates: 3,882ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,906thHighest Average Incomes: 3,909thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,354thLargest Black Market: 4,451stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,791stMost Developed: 4,844thMost Cultured: 5,494thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,749thSmartest Citizens: 6,080thRudest Citizens: 6,476thMost Efficient Economies: 7,963rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,406thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,505thHighest Economic Output: 9,669thMost Inclusive: 10,157thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,601stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,773rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,418thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,728thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,277thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,439thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,117thLargest Retail Industry: 13,557thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,433rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,678th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 97th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 138th in the regionLargest Governments: 150th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 188th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 192nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 200th in the regionLargest Black Market: 200th in the regionMost Influential: 216th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 217th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 235th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 252nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 284th in the regionMost Cultured: 285th in the regionMost Developed: 302nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 309th in the regionRudest Citizens: 332nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 345th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 347th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 386th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 421st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 440th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 481st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 563rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 574th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 580th in the regionMost Inclusive: 607th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 610th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 627th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 628th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 711th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 723rd in the regionMost Stationary: 766th in the regionLargest Populations: 869th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 885th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 929th in the region

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