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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 249thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 550thMost Influential: 733rd
The Monarchial Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Rondelav Totik Filen
King-Emperor Boris Welmington II
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population5.803 billion

LeaderKing-Emperor Boris Welmington II


The Monarchial Empire of Varola is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King-Emperor Boris Welmington II with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.803 billion Varolans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varolum. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Varolan economy, worth a remarkable 1,420 trillion Varoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 244,866 Varoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Varola, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varola's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ihdur.

Varola is ranked 163,546th in the world and 8,036th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.69 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 249thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 550thMost Influential: 733rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 954thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,443rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,240thLargest Governments: 2,760thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,434thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,572ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,612thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,653rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,722ndLargest Black Market: 3,820thLowest Crime Rates: 3,858thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,003rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,014thMost Developed: 4,852ndMost Cultured: 5,346thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,809thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,022ndSmartest Citizens: 6,349thMost Efficient Economies: 7,468thHealthiest Citizens: 8,304thMost Inclusive: 9,269thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,332ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,592ndLargest Retail Industry: 11,128thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,197thHighest Economic Output: 11,255thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,554thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,344thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,946thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,394thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,627thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,385thMost Conservative: 18,089thMost Authoritarian: 18,777th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 123rd in the regionLargest Governments: 132nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 140th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 165th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 172nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 179th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 182nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 186th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 210th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 234th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 263rd in the regionMost Influential: 264th in the regionMost Cultured: 264th in the regionMost Developed: 293rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 343rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 344th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 353rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 354th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 389th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 454th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 474th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 522nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 524th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 532nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 538th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 560th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 605th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 647th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 651st in the regionRudest Citizens: 800th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 839th in the regionLargest Populations: 876th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 887th in the regionMost Stationary: 982nd in the region

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