by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 374thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 595thMost Influential: 666th
The Monarchial Empire of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Rondelav Totik Filen
King-Emperor Boris Welmington II
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Political Freedom

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Population7.708 billion

LeaderKing-Emperor Boris Welmington II


The Monarchial Empire of Varola is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King-Emperor Boris Welmington II with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.708 billion Varolans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varolum. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Varolan economy, worth a remarkable 1,838 trillion Varoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 238,469 Varoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, and the military has gone fission for more funding. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varola's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ihdur.

Varola is ranked 220,782nd in the world and 8,929th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.64 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 374thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 595thMost Influential: 666thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,146thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,767thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,936thTop
Largest Governments: 2,814thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,293rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,539thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,577thLowest Crime Rates: 3,966thHighest Average Incomes: 4,021stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,445thLargest Black Market: 4,553rdMost Developed: 4,965thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,975thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,137thMost Cultured: 5,541stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,884thSmartest Citizens: 6,246thRudest Citizens: 6,670thMost Efficient Economies: 8,135thHealthiest Citizens: 8,589thHighest Economic Output: 9,291stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,223rdMost Inclusive: 10,308thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,585thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,565thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,859thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,933rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,323rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,638thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,705thLargest Retail Industry: 14,403rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,156thMost Stationary: 23,759th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 129th in the regionLargest Governments: 155th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 191st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 197th in the regionLargest Black Market: 209th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 213th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 226th in the regionMost Influential: 239th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 242nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 259th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 276th in the regionMost Cultured: 283rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 296th in the regionMost Developed: 313th in the regionRudest Citizens: 353rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 357th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 357th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 458th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 462nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 510th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 550th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 561st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 590th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 600th in the regionMost Inclusive: 611th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 612th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 637th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 641st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 677th in the regionMost Stationary: 721st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 743rd in the regionLargest Populations: 851st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 875th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 901st in the region

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