Population | 19.427 billion |
Capital | District City |
Leader | proctor |
Currency | aurum |
Animal | bovina |
The District of Varyag is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by proctor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 19.427 billion Varyagians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.
The strong Varyagian economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 58,648 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,939 per year while the poor average 3,443, a ratio of 112 to 1.
The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, and cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Varyag's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Varyag is ranked 276,557th in the world and 5th in Freetown for Lowest Crime Rates, with 42.08 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Varyag agreed to construct embassies between Freetown and Modorra.
- : Varyag agreed to construct embassies between Freetown and Soviet Spawn.
- : Varyag proposed constructing embassies between Freetown and Napoli.
- : Varyag agreed to construct embassies between Freetown and Quezon city.
- : Varyag agreed to construct embassies between Freetown and Anglosphere.
- : Varyag agreed to construct embassies between Freetown and Napoli.
- : Varyag agreed to construct embassies between Freetown and The Atlantic Islands.
- : Varyag proposed constructing embassies between Freetown and Kaituma.
- : Varyag agreed to construct embassies between Freetown and True Waskaria.
- : Varyag proposed constructing embassies between Freetown and Odesa.