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Most Rebellious Youth: 62ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 77thHealthiest Citizens: 225th
The Galactik Imperium of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
hardcore garbage pail kid posse
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Velon

Population34.799 billion

Capitalpoopopolis
LeaderSQUEE

Currencydonut hole
Animalpiggus chunkus

The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.799 billion velonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Public Transport, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 3.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong velonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,993 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,955 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velon is ranked 239,744th in the world and 9,166th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -481.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 62ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 77thHealthiest Citizens: 225thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 241stLargest Publishing Industry: 257thNicest Citizens: 267thMost Pacifist: 269thMost Compassionate Citizens: 301stMost Cheerful Citizens: 323rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 395thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 485thLongest Average Lifespans: 592ndSmartest Citizens: 628thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 674thBest Weather: 817thMost Influential: 1,061stHighest Economic Output: 1,069thSafest: 1,218thLargest Populations: 1,283rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,743rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,874thHighest Crime Rates: 2,200thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,756thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,870thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,950thMost Cultured: 3,061stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,295thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,401stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,562ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,273rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,002ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,616thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,090thLargest Governments: 10,627thMost Inclusive: 10,891stTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,819thMost Secular: 15,694thMost Stationary: 17,646thMost Income Equality: 21,609thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,297th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 54th in the regionBest Weather: 56th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 68th in the regionSafest: 78th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 84th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 148th in the regionMost Cultured: 155th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 161st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 171st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 184th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 202nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 286th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 300th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 318th in the regionMost Influential: 400th in the regionMost Stationary: 405th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 455th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 546th in the regionMost Inclusive: 664th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 697th in the regionMost Secular: 803rd in the regionNudest: 916th in the region

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