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Most Rebellious Youth: 77thLeast Corrupt Governments: 105thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 153rd
The Imperium of
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Velon

Population40.631 billion

Capitalpoopopolis
LeaderSQUEE

Currencydonut hole
Animalpiggus chonkus

The Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.631 billion velonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Healthcare, Public Transport, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 6.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving velonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,424 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 231,946 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, foreign workers are flooding in as donut holes flood out, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and there's no representation without taxation. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Velon's national animal is the piggus chonkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velon is ranked 116,531st in the world and 2,066th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 322.07206470708 days.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 77thLeast Corrupt Governments: 105thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 153rdLargest Publishing Industry: 177thHealthiest Citizens: 360thMost Cheerful Citizens: 379thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 512thMost Pacifist: 557thNicest Citizens: 605thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 607thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 623rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 651stSafest: 651stSmartest Citizens: 853rdLongest Average Lifespans: 868thHighest Economic Output: 955thBest Weather: 1,140thLargest Populations: 1,298thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,393rdMost Influential: 1,461stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,121stHighest Food Quality: 2,483rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,489thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,261stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,269thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,336thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,404thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,839thMost Cultured: 3,850thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,175thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,609thHighest Average Incomes: 6,686thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,657thMost Inclusive: 10,037thLargest Governments: 11,074thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,964thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,203rdMost Secular: 17,089thMost Developed: 20,889thMost Income Equality: 21,855thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,178thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,562nd
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Most Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25th in the regionMost Pacifist: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionSafest: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 36th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 42nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 51st in the regionBest Weather: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 75th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 87th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 88th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 102nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 122nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 137th in the regionMost Cultured: 165th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 169th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 171st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 182nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 225th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 274th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 350th in the regionMost Influential: 351st in the regionLargest Governments: 484th in the regionMost Inclusive: 505th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 535th in the regionMost Secular: 563rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 646th in the regionMost Income Equality: 650th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Velon was endorsed by The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, there's no representation without taxation.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, foreign workers are flooding in as donut holes flood out.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, maximum security velonian subway stations inspire prison systems around the world.
  • : Velon voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Velon endorsed The Republic of Suvarnavarta.
  • : Velon was endorsed by The Republic of Suvarnavarta.
  • : Velon changed its national nation type to "Imperium".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 210 » Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, New Lakemba, Laforeia, Varisland, Kandorith, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, Gorundu, Kwaj, Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, Bankowiata, Radicaster, Koda-Land, Esperonia, PlanetMercury, The Rhein States, Russila, Advancia-Sizzletown, Loutsland, Pineappleistania, Atrito, Jeltronian WA Mission, Laurendon, Aguaria Major, Pazair, Siwale, Rex Republic, Wisconsota, Southern Moosetopia, Former English Colony, Northern-Kempia, Dreadton, Unshleepd, Arucaria, Catalis, Pallaith, Ethnon, North Bratislava, Frieszia, Oannia, South Parter, Sil Dorsett, New Atlantico, Nouvel Empire, Darkanistan, TamilPesum, New-Ferytland, Marlducro, and 160 others.Kranostav, Frances Francis the First of France, Ishtimbine, IHateRights, Deliber, Wilkshire, Empy, Valentine Z, Pinky Queen, Nationeer, Kaschovia, Rinadia, Buluma, Xagill, Simone Republic, Furballland, Bjorkikistan, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, DarkMondoria, Blyskalia, The Confederate States of America, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Petronellania, Wolffoxia, Fran Advar, Alire, Unsophisticate, KAP03land, Federation of Vanguard, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Oskland, Mortionia, Bedsonya, Omnistria, Harjad, PotatoFarmers, The Police, Bodhisva, Coders, Libaga, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Neopie, Great Ignesia, The Austro Germanic Union, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Votak Matim, The Jerichowan Country, Tugupaw, Wineclaw, Attempted Socialism, Inclement Space, Grith Neria, Valiacorkit, CyberEgypt, Neptunian Military Administration, Jenha, Pyos Ter, Chao Phraya River, Racoda, Sindoesia, Galbadiana, Izern, Lionsroar, Mallyna, Amdupe, Democratic Republic of Magley, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Ijo, Vertigoism, Kingdom of Time, New Derse, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Republiqueducroissant, Sur Isles, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Everything Decided at Random, The USSA, Segesta, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Northumberlandia, New Bismuthium, Hyphen, Gojira, Western Justice, Perikuresu, Armonker, Ham Federation, Artoriticitys, United Orange Valley States, Sapien-Zustand, Bagojo, Ardok, Illusia and Neverendia, Maott, New Chiken, Bochlon, Khoik, Ereena, Photan, Verderiesdre, Halsoni, Sanctum Teriaris, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Arostica, Psykistriaa, McMasterdonia, CzechoSaxony, Nebiyar, Eludmonden, Myth Of Saints, Germanic Cat, Kainin, Moonhaven, Wechujan, Fragrancia, Barxa, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, New Selkirk, United Kahndaq, Yukti, A Nova Terra, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Nistriabar, Lugarvatn, The Best Empire, Aoncarpa, Nu Elysium, Opis, ZleekyGgh, Vancricia, Eralan, Francois Isidore, Ubeland, The Iron Lions, Carasa, Rosa Blanca, The New Oceanic States, Avistonia, Suvarnavarta, and Yaorozu.

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