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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,467thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,064thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,576th
The Delusion of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
The Flag Shows How 'Victorious' They Really Were
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Victorious Autobots

Population21.803 billion

CapitalSome Slum Somewhere
LeaderOptimus Fried
FaithPseudomoralistic Tripe

CurrencyEnergon Cube
AnimalCPU

The Delusion of Victorious Autobots is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Optimus Fried with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.803 billion Autobots are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Some Slum Somewhere. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The Autobot economy, worth a remarkable 1,641 trillion Energon Cubes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 75,286 Energon Cubes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, there's a bright dawn ahead for Victorious Autobots, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, and government officials are held to the highest standard of morality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Victorious Autobots's national animal is the CPU, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pseudomoralistic Tripe.

Victorious Autobots is ranked 185,745th in the world and 3rd in Interdimensional Alien Zone for Fattest Citizens, with 7.05 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,467thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 4,064thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,576thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,081stLargest Populations: 5,226thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,181stMost Authoritarian: 6,983rdLargest Governments: 8,243rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,028thHighest Economic Output: 9,589thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,139thTop
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Best Weather: 10,882ndMost Devout: 11,310thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,816thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,077thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,526thLowest Crime Rates: 14,811thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,740thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,375thHealthiest Citizens: 16,970thMost Influential: 17,492ndMost Corrupt Governments: 18,159thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,310thNicest Citizens: 18,713th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Victorious Autobots was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Victorious Autobots was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Victorious Autobots was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Victorious Autobots was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Victorious Autobots was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Victorious Autobots was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Victorious Autobots was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Autobots, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Autobots, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Autobots, there's a bright dawn ahead for Victorious Autobots.

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