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Largest Insurance Industry: 968thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,154thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,162nd
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Total Domination of the Universe.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Victorious Decepticons

Population24.719 billion

CapitalDecepticon Headquarters

CurrencyEnergon Cube
Animalsapient CPU

The Empire of Victorious Decepticons is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Megatron with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.719 billion Decepticons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Decepticon Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Decepticon economy, worth a remarkable 5,961 trillion Energon Cubes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 241,161 Energon Cubes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 884,846 per year while the poor average 46,525, a ratio of 19.0 to 1.

The new hit series "Victorious Decepticons's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Megatron, and a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street". Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Victorious Decepticons's national animal is the sapient CPU, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Megatronism.

Victorious Decepticons is ranked 3,890th in the world and 1st in Interdimensional Alien Zone for Most Stationary, with 2,443.70676936 Days.

Largest Insurance Industry: 968thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,154thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,162ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,203rdHighest Economic Output: 1,268thMost Armed: 1,434thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,716thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,905thMost Avoided: 1,935thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,433rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,707thFattest Citizens: 2,728thHighest Crime Rates: 2,729thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,735thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,937thLargest Black Market: 3,024thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,237thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,582ndLargest Populations: 3,659thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,740thHighest Average Incomes: 3,752ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3,779thMost Devout: 3,796thMost Stationary: 3,890thLargest Mining Sector: 4,061stLargest Retail Industry: 4,577thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,972ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,357thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,459thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,530thMost Efficient Economies: 6,675thMost Influential: 6,834thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,844thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,408thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,373rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20,551st

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