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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,008thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,204thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,215th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Total Domination of the Universe.
Influence
Dominator
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Victorious Decepticons

Population23.484 billion

CapitalDecepticon Headquarters
LeaderMegatron
FaithMegatronism

CurrencyEnergon Cube
Animalsapient CPU

The Empire of Victorious Decepticons is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Megatron with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.484 billion Decepticons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Decepticon Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Decepticon economy, worth a remarkable 5,539 trillion Energon Cubes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 235,885 Energon Cubes, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, and everyone apparently sends Megatron hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Victorious Decepticons's national animal is the sapient CPU, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Megatronism.

Victorious Decepticons is ranked 3,605th in the world and 1st in Interdimensional Alien Zone for Most Devout, with 4,197.87 Prayers Per Hour.

Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,008thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,204thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,215thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,215thHighest Economic Output: 1,328thMost Armed: 1,460thFattest Citizens: 1,521stTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,782ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,960thMost Avoided: 2,044thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,229thHighest Crime Rates: 2,689thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,697thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,760thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,777thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,158thLargest Black Market: 3,166thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,419thMost Devout: 3,605thLargest Mining Sector: 3,623rdLargest Populations: 3,805thHighest Average Incomes: 3,806thMost Stationary: 4,103rdLargest Gambling Industry: 4,242ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,344thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,663rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,950thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,361stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,479thMost Influential: 5,803rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,021stMost Efficient Economies: 7,150thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,137thTop
10%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,880thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,338thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,798thRudest Citizens: 17,011th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, everyone apparently sends Megatron hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, begun the Clone Wars have.
  • : Victorious Decepticons was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, billions of Energon Cubes are spent to take high-quality photos of the Sapient CPU Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive.

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