The Rijk of Victorious Friesland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Anton Mussert with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.732 billion Frisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groningen. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Victorious Frieslandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,332 trillion Live Rounds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 340,314 Live Rounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Victorious Frieslandian language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Victorious Friesland's national animal is the Autonomous Murderbot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is National Socialism.

Victorious Friesland is ranked 2,584^th in the world and 24^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 135.35 law-abiding acts per hour.