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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14thMost Subsidized Industry: 64thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 90th
The Virgolia of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
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Virgolia

Population6.673 billion

CapitalCapital
LeaderDictator
FaithWrath

CurrencyChild
AnimalCrow

The Virgolia of Virgolia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.673 billion Virgolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Virgolian economy, worth a remarkable 2,416 trillion Children a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 362,082 Children, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations across the world are quick to praise Dictator's good looks and intellectual prowess, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, the nation tends not to learn from its history, and Dictator's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Virgolia's national animal is the Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Wrath.

Virgolia is ranked 46,896th in the world and 379th in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 6.67 billion Capita.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14thMost Subsidized Industry: 64thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 90thMost Valuable International Artwork: 141stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 177thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 194thHighest Poor Incomes: 213thMost Corrupt Governments: 253rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 386thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 396thLargest Black Market: 645thMost Avoided: 691stMost Devout: 773rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 984thMost Efficient Economies: 1,037thHighest Average Incomes: 1,148thLargest Governments: 1,152ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2,509thLowest Crime Rates: 3,546thNudest: 4,162ndMost Conservative: 4,737thHighest Economic Output: 6,596thMost Income Equality: 7,343rdMost Influential: 9,182ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,860thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,237thMost Extreme: 15,661stMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,226thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,570th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Devout: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 80th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 105th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 107th in the regionMost Extreme: 108th in the regionMost Conservative: 208th in the regionMost Income Equality: 326th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 348th in the regionLargest Populations: 379th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 479th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 494th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 546th in the regionMost Influential: 555th in the regionFattest Citizens: 763rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Virgolia, Dictator's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
  • : Following new legislation in Virgolia, the nation tends not to learn from its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Virgolia, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Virgolia, nations across the world are quick to praise Dictator's good looks and intellectual prowess.
  • : Following new legislation in Virgolia, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Virgolia, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Virgolia, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Virgolian military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Virgolia, politicians look weirdly alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Virgolia, the military is plagued with unethical researchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Virgolia, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Virgolia at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.

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