The Marauding Army of Viteliu is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vittek with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.153 billion Viteliuans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Viteliuan economy, worth a remarkable 3,999 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,389 Pound Sterlings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 577,893 per year while the poor average 16,090, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

Randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly", town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Viteliu's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Viteliu is ranked 292,006^th in the world and 10,968^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 11.92 law-abiding acts per hour.