The Give Me Sushi of Vitosium is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.792 billion Vitosians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Education, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gatovita. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Vitosiumian economy, worth 358 trillion meos a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,022 meos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, Gatovita's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Vitosium, and even in a one-horse town police are as common as fleas on a stray dog. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vitosium's national animal is the velvet panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vitosium is ranked 131,938^th in the world and 97^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.55 law-abiding acts per hour.