|Leader||Supreme Eternal Omnipotent Leader Shrek|
|Currency||O N I O N|
The Shrekacratic Ogres Republic of VlaRiSsiA is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Eternal Omnipotent Leader Shrek with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.223 billion Ogres are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swampskow. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Shrekist economy, worth a remarkable 1,048 trillion O N I O NS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 325,408 O N I O NS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
The word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Shrekist Colonial Thesaurus, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, and the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VlaRiSsiA's national animal is the Donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shrekism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in VlaRiSsiA, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
- : Following new legislation in VlaRiSsiA, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
- : Following new legislation in VlaRiSsiA, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
- : VlaRiSsiA voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
- : VlaRiSsiA voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
- : Following new legislation in VlaRiSsiA, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Shrekist Colonial Thesaurus.
- : Following new legislation in VlaRiSsiA, the term "Native Ogre" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
- : Following new legislation in VlaRiSsiA, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Supreme Eternal Omnipotent Leader Shrek's desk.
- : Following new legislation in VlaRiSsiA, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.
- : Following new legislation in VlaRiSsiA, political activists are routinely executed.
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