by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,891stMost Influential: 3,419thMost Armed: 3,712th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
We're all pyromaniacs, and we did burn your house down
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population4.216 billion


CurrencyCharred corpse

The Dictatorship of Vlobbania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vlobby with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.216 billion Vlobbanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vlobal. The average income tax rate is 28.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vlobbanian economy, worth 476 trillion Charred corpses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 113,073 Charred corpses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, the Great Vlobbanian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Vlobby is punishable by death, and vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vlobbania's national animal is the Meed, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Neefex.

Vlobbania is ranked 233,308th in the world and 5,399th in the West Pacific for Best Weather, with 31 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,891stMost Influential: 3,419thMost Armed: 3,712thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,026thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,146thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,330thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,784thMost Conservative: 8,826thFattest Citizens: 9,229thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,747thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,456thMost Avoided: 10,889thLargest Retail Industry: 11,667thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 12,745thLargest Black Market: 13,359thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,852ndMost Authoritarian: 16,853rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,530th
Most Armed: 63rd in the regionMost Influential: 96th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 98th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 99th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 119th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 126th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 162nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 172nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Avoided: 200th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 206th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 215th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 215th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 259th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 327th in the regionMost Stationary: 392nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 431st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 445th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 491st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 503rd in the regionLargest Populations: 539th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 546th in the region

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