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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 859thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,037thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,254th
The Holy Imperial War Machine of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Nobody can stop God-Emperor Magnethands!
God-Emperor Magnethands
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Volcanislavia

Population13.619 billion

CapitalMaximum Security Citadel X
LeaderGod-Emperor Magnethands

Currencygold sovereign
Animalunicorn

The Holy Imperial War Machine of Volcanislavia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by God-Emperor Magnethands with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.619 billion Volcanislavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maximum Security Citadel X. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Volcanislavian economy, worth a remarkable 3,220 trillion gold sovereigns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 236,501 gold sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, God-Emperor Magnethands is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, and royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volcanislavia's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Volcanislavia is ranked 28,822nd in the world and 25th in Gay for Most Stationary, with 1,387.4434523134 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 859thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,037thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,254thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,403rdLargest Black Market: 2,387thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,459thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,766thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,877thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,278thLargest Governments: 3,694thMost Secular: 3,733rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,056thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,009thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,011thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,051stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,275thLowest Crime Rates: 5,456thMost Developed: 6,025thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,138thHighest Average Incomes: 6,329thHighest Economic Output: 6,579thMost Influential: 6,626thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,183rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,653rdSmartest Citizens: 8,697thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,831stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,658thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,716thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,577thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,747thMost Patriotic: 13,253rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16,606thMost Inclusive: 20,335thHighest Food Quality: 21,509thHealthiest Citizens: 28,442ndMost Stationary: 28,822nd
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the region

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