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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 218thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 395thMost Influential: 446th
The Tsaral Realm of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
The light of the Volka Star guides the Realm!
Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
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Volstokn

Population7.691 billion

CapitalVolkoniemi
LeaderTsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
FaithElisimism

CurrencyMarkka
AnimalManed Wolf

The Tsaral Realm of Volstokn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.691 billion Volkish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkoniemi. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Volkish economy, worth a remarkable 1,350 trillion Markkaa a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,555 Markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and vacationing Volkish expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volstokn's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Elisimism.

Volstokn is ranked 228,110th in the world and 8,580th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -260.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 218thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 395thMost Influential: 446thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,184thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,322ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,329thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,361stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,372ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,493rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,706thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,402ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,299thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,265thMost Efficient Economies: 6,810thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,122ndLargest Governments: 8,235thMost Secular: 9,004thLowest Crime Rates: 9,142ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,662ndMost Armed: 9,793rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,094thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 12,655thHighest Economic Output: 13,348thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,235thMost Developed: 14,749thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,814thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,710thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,068thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,422ndMost Stationary: 22,046thMost Cultured: 23,991st
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 93rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 94th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 107th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 124th in the regionMost Influential: 142nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 145th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 175th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 176th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 177th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 243rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 322nd in the regionMost Armed: 342nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 380th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 431st in the regionLargest Governments: 435th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 448th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 460th in the regionMost Secular: 469th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 473rd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 611th in the regionMost Stationary: 624th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 650th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 671st in the regionRudest Citizens: 796th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 832nd in the regionMost Developed: 832nd in the regionLargest Populations: 840th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 868th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 931st in the region

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