by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 266thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 415thMost Influential: 459th
The Tsaral Realm of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
The light of the Suomi Star guides the Realm!
Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
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Population6.465 billion

LeaderTsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
FaithSuomi Lutheranism

AnimalManed Wolf

The Tsaral Realm of Volstokn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.465 billion Volkish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkoneimi. The average income tax rate is 92.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkish economy, worth a remarkable 1,188 trillion Markkaa a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,873 Markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and vacationing Volkish expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volstokn's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Suomi Lutheranism.

Volstokn is ranked 66,651st in the world and 2,976th in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 3,001.75 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 266thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 415thMost Influential: 459thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,726thLargest Mining Sector: 1,934thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,191stLargest Black Market: 2,245thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,455thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,193rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,216thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,258thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,142ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,428thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,606thLargest Governments: 7,966thHighest Average Incomes: 7,980thMost Armed: 8,236thMost Secular: 8,606thLowest Crime Rates: 9,117thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,040thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,641stMost Advanced Public Education: 13,556thHighest Economic Output: 14,246thMost Developed: 14,358thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,920thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,008thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,264thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,095thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,655th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 58th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Black Market: 88th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 107th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 132nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 133rd in the regionMost Influential: 143rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 163rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 206th in the regionMost Armed: 315th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 316th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 317th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 345th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 380th in the regionLargest Governments: 406th in the regionMost Secular: 451st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 458th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 458th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 490th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 535th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 681st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 717th in the regionMost Stationary: 752nd in the regionMost Developed: 799th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 804th in the regionLargest Populations: 824th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 833rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 892nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 958th in the region

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