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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 238thMost Influential: 416thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 446th
The Tsaral Realm of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
The light of the Suomi Star guides the Realm!
Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population6.024 billion

LeaderTsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
FaithSuomi Lutheranism

AnimalManed Wolf

The Tsaral Realm of Volstokn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avant-garde cinema, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.024 billion Volkish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkoneimi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkish economy, worth a remarkable 1,157 trillion Markkaa a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,154 Markkaa, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 710,227 per year while the poor average 36,646, a ratio of 19.4 to 1.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and vacationing Volkish expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volstokn's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Suomi Lutheranism.

Volstokn is ranked 66,579th in the world and 3,211th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,266.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 238thMost Influential: 416thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 446thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,472ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,743rdTop
Largest Black Market: 2,135thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,251stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,623rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,668thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,688thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,871stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,812thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,896thMost Efficient Economies: 6,299thHighest Average Incomes: 7,088thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,314thMost Armed: 7,514thLargest Governments: 8,094thMost Secular: 8,300thLowest Crime Rates: 9,777thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,353rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,881stMost Developed: 14,150thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,309thHighest Economic Output: 14,376thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,550thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,782ndLongest Average Lifespans: 18,329th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 84th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 103rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 111th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 120th in the regionMost Influential: 121st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 128th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 147th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 171st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 257th in the regionMost Armed: 284th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 330th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 340th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 342nd in the regionLargest Governments: 415th in the regionMost Secular: 451st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 459th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 472nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 547th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 645th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 663rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 703rd in the regionMost Developed: 753rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 765th in the regionMost Stationary: 821st in the regionLargest Populations: 861st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 923rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 949th in the region

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