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Rudest Citizens: 6thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th
The Dominion of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
There Can Never Be Enough
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Vosiycrs

Population9.677 billion

CapitalSector Yangon
LeaderChief Executive of Vosiycrs

CurrencyKyat
AnimalHuman

The Dominion of Vosiycrs is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Executive of Vosiycrs with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.677 billion Vosiyrians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sector Yangon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vosiycrsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,028 trillion Kyats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 416,293 Kyats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,882,658 per year while the poor average 3,955, a ratio of 981 to 1.

It is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, Chief Executive of Vosiycrs's office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil, chickens roam the streets freely, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vosiycrs's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vosiycrs is ranked 101st in the world and 1st in The Worst Region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 102.8 Whatever.

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Rudest Citizens: 6thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17thHighest Crime Rates: 19thLargest Retail Industry: 20thMost Armed: 23rdFattest Citizens: 32ndLargest Gambling Industry: 34thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 61stMost Avoided: 70thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 91stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 95thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101stMost Rebellious Youth: 105thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 192ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 213thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 235thMost Ignorant Citizens: 285thLargest Mining Sector: 401stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 521stLargest Insurance Industry: 521stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 627thHighest Average Incomes: 668thMost Corrupt Governments: 914thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,326thHighest Drug Use: 1,708thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,997thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,117thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,499thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,562ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,356thNudest: 10,061stTop
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Most Stationary: 12,612thMost Secular: 12,842ndMost Influential: 14,232ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,305thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,934thMost Pro-Market: 15,094thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,744thLargest Black Market: 15,788thMost Politically Free: 16,021stMost Extreme: 16,660thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,291stLargest Publishing Industry: 23,577th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, Chief Executive of Vosiycrs's office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
  • : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, the Vosiycrsian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne".
  • : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, the weather in Sector Yangon is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.

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