by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,207th Most Influential: 1,366th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,543rd
The Free Land of
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Population4.097 billion


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The Free Land of VoyKovie is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Councilists with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.097 billion Voykovians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Voykovian economy, worth 730 trillion goods and serviceses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 178,247 goods and serviceses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and sleeping on the job is recommended. Crime is totally unknown. VoyKovie's national animal is the plush, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Councilism.

VoyKovie is ranked 152,431st in the world and 5,595th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.07 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,207thMost Influential: 1,366thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,543rdTop
Highest Drug Use: 1,806thNicest Citizens: 1,841stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,873rdMost Inclusive: 1,993rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,004thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,020thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,042ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,071stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,082ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,361stBest Weather: 2,391stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,606thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,653rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,757thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,932ndMost Cultured: 3,122ndMost Developed: 3,127thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,386thSmartest Citizens: 3,669thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,829thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,543rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,623rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,341stMost Politically Free: 5,500thMost Income Equality: 6,115thLargest Governments: 6,228thNudest: 6,663rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,887thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,955thMost Extreme: 6,958thHighest Average Incomes: 7,960thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,153rdLargest Retail Industry: 10,376thMost Pacifist: 10,839thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,632ndMost Secular: 12,086thRudest Citizens: 12,634thMost Armed: 13,743rd
Highest Drug Use: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 29th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 44th in the regionNicest Citizens: 46th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 50th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 50th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 57th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 64th in the regionMost Politically Free: 64th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 64th in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionBest Weather: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 67th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 67th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 81st in the regionMost Developed: 89th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 91st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 92nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 97th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 98th in the regionNudest: 112th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 122nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 138th in the regionLargest Governments: 143rd in the regionMost Extreme: 152nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 164th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 167th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 170th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 237th in the regionMost Income Equality: 239th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 267th in the regionRudest Citizens: 272nd in the regionMost Armed: 279th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 327th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 341st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 373rd in the regionMost Secular: 380th in the regionLargest Populations: 409th in the region

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