The Queendom of Vuls Call is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.338 billion Vuls Callians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marble City. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vuls Callian economy, worth a remarkable 2,245 trillion spheres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,328 spheres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cat memes without alt text are now illegal, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vuls Call's national animal is the cultist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vuls Call is ranked 14,369^th in the world and 1^st in Private Property for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.88 law-abiding acts per hour.