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Most Valuable International Artwork: 407thHighest Drug Use: 514thRudest Citizens: 690th
The Ultimate Joyfull Free Land of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Nothing should, anything goes
Council of Dionysus
Influence
Squire
Successor
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Vylixan Dionysus

Population8.225 billion

CapitalDionysia
LeaderCouncil of Dionysus
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyAlcohol
AnimalSatyr

The Ultimate Joyfull Free Land of Vylixan Dionysus is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Council of Dionysus with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.225 billion Dionysusians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dionysia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The very strong Dionysusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,189 trillion Alcohols a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 144,588 Alcohols, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 514,518 per year while the poor average 29,253, a ratio of 17.6 to 1.

Primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, and Council of Dionysus can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vylixan Dionysus's national animal is the Satyr, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Vylixan Dionysus is ranked 28,864th in the world and 1st in Vylixan Prime for Most Stationary, with 1,386.0974115082 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 407thHighest Drug Use: 514thRudest Citizens: 690thLargest Gambling Industry: 742ndHighest Crime Rates: 845thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 875thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,104thFattest Citizens: 1,244thMost Avoided: 1,312thMost Armed: 1,904thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,020thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,232ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,234thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,382ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,525thLargest Mining Sector: 8,149thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,315thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,412thMost Inclusive: 13,405thTop
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Nudest: 16,435thMost Devout: 20,975thMost Influential: 22,066thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,485thHighest Economic Output: 23,953rdMost Cultured: 23,964thMost Politically Free: 24,173rdHighest Average Incomes: 24,342ndMost Pro-Market: 24,661stMost Extreme: 27,357thMost Stationary: 28,864thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,941st
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 26th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 34th in the regionMost Extreme: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 34th in the regionMost Politically Free: 34th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dionysus, Council of Dionysus can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dionysus, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dionysus, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dionysus, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dionysus, history classes are mandatory for students.
  • : Vylixan Dionysus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dionysus, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dionysus, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dionysus, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dionysus, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.

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