Population | 8.225 billion |
Capital | Dionysia |
Leader | Council of Dionysus |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | Alcohol |
Animal | Satyr |
The Ultimate Joyfull Free Land of Vylixan Dionysus is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Council of Dionysus with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.225 billion Dionysusians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dionysia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.
The very strong Dionysusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,189 trillion Alcohols a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 144,588 Alcohols, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 514,518 per year while the poor average 29,253, a ratio of 17.6 to 1.
Primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, and Council of Dionysus can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vylixan Dionysus's national animal is the Satyr, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Vylixan Dionysus is ranked 28,864th in the world and 1st in Vylixan Prime for Most Stationary, with 1,386.0974115082 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dionysus, Council of Dionysus can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dionysus, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dionysus, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dionysus, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dionysus, history classes are mandatory for students.
- : Vylixan Dionysus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dionysus, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dionysus, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dionysus, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dionysus, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.