The Community of Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo Ing is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 26.536 billion Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo Ingians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo Ingian economy, worth a remarkable 3,195 trillion wæŋks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,415 wæŋks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo Ing's national animal is the unemployed, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo Ing is ranked 149,346^th in the world and 3^rd in The ProcrastiNations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.06 law-abiding acts per hour.