The Matriarchy of Wallonie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its lack of airports, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.832 billion Wallonieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Walloniean economy, worth a remarkable 1,541 trillion Golds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 67,509 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Walloniean justice, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, and political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wallonie's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wallonie is ranked 130,711^th in the world and 6,284^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.67 law-abiding acts per hour.