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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 123rdMost Avoided: 169thMost Corrupt Governments: 173rd
The Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Tread lightly
Heisenberg
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Walter Heisenberg

Population15.151 billion

CapitalWalter Heisenberg City
LeaderHeisenberg
FaithHeisenberg

Currencyounce
Animalbadger

The Dictatorship of Walter Heisenberg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heisenberg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.151 billion Walter Heisenbergians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walter Heisenberg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Walter Heisenbergian economy, worth a remarkable 5,388 trillion ounces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 355,658 ounces, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,600,463 per year while the poor average 48,758, a ratio of 32.8 to 1.

Lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to, if a tree falls in the forest Heisenberg is personally notified, in pet stores nationwide badgers are growing in popularity, and lottery winners spend most of their money on security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Walter Heisenberg's national animal is the badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heisenberg.

Walter Heisenberg is ranked 205,597th in the world and 8,079th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 1.31 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 123rdMost Avoided: 169thMost Corrupt Governments: 173rdLargest Insurance Industry: 174thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 191stFattest Citizens: 211thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 214thLargest Retail Industry: 218thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 248thHighest Disposable Incomes: 386thLargest Mining Sector: 512thMost Secular: 529thLargest Agricultural Sector: 578thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 725thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 775thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 799thRudest Citizens: 1,124thHighest Average Incomes: 1,133rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,163rdHighest Economic Output: 1,599thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,057thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,508thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,913thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,051stLowest Crime Rates: 3,246thMost Stationary: 3,527thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,037thMost Efficient Economies: 6,498thSmartest Citizens: 9,079thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,099thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,608thLargest Black Market: 11,278thMost Influential: 11,987thLargest Governments: 13,131stLargest Populations: 13,298thMost Conservative: 15,574thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,943rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,627th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionRudest Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 70th in the regionMost Stationary: 70th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 83rd in the regionLargest Populations: 117th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 140th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 157th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 246th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 250th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 275th in the regionLargest Black Market: 309th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 333rd in the regionLargest Governments: 347th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 422nd in the regionMost Influential: 667th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 746th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Walter Heisenberg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Walter Heisenberg, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
  • : Following new legislation in Walter Heisenberg, in pet stores nationwide badgers are growing in popularity.
  • : Following new legislation in Walter Heisenberg, if a tree falls in the forest Heisenberg is personally notified.
  • : Following new legislation in Walter Heisenberg, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to.
  • : Walter Heisenberg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Walter Heisenberg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Walter Heisenberg, patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water.
  • : Following new legislation in Walter Heisenberg, chocolate in Walter Heisenberg has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Walter Heisenberg, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.

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