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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,780thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,625thNicest Citizens: 5,773rd
The Community of
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As far as countries go, this one's alright!
Lee Dur
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Wankdeed

Population2.891 billion

CapitalKush
LeaderLee Dur
FaithAyyyyy-theist

CurrencyMonopoly Dollar
AnimalStoner

The Community of Wankdeed is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lee Dur with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.891 billion Wankies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kush. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wankdian economy, worth 325 trillion Monopoly Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,690 Monopoly Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Lee Dur's bedroom, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wankdeed's national animal is the Stoner, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ayyyyy-theist.

Wankdeed is ranked 21,403rd in the world and 56th in Refugia for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 11.04 Bank.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,780thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,625thNicest Citizens: 5,773rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,462ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,058thBest Weather: 7,317thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,682ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,929thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,043rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,278thMost Pacifist: 8,832ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,290thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,719thMost Inclusive: 10,090thMost Developed: 10,284thMost Influential: 10,293rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,470thMost Secular: 10,746thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,088thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,397thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,936thSmartest Citizens: 12,024thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 12,362ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,111thMost Cultured: 13,189thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,285thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,649thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,214thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,735thLargest Governments: 16,887thLowest Crime Rates: 17,563rdMost Efficient Economies: 19,755thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,403rdSafest: 23,148thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,544th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionNudest: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionNicest Citizens: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wankdeed was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Wankdeed, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Following new legislation in Wankdeed, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Wankdeed, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Lee Dur's bedroom.
  • : Wankdeed was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Wankdeed was endorsed by The Allied States of Inaros OPA.
  • : Wankdeed was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Wankdeed was endorsed by The Lacking of HumanSanity.
  • : Wankdeed was endorsed by The Oligarchy of Vystrania.
  • : Following new legislation in Wankdeed, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.

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