The Bright Community of Wannaheim is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Master of Unicode with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.589 billion Wannaheimians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alfheimr. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Wannaheimian economy, worth a remarkable 6,365 trillion guldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 269,869 guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grand Master of Unicode's reputation is hard as nails, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Grand Master of Unicode's questionably sane new coalition partners, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wannaheim's national animal is the wolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The holy gasoline tank.

Wannaheim is ranked 265,792^nd in the world and 4^th in Camerania for Lowest Crime Rates, with 41 law-abiding acts per hour.