The Republic of War Dogs LXI is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.883 billion War Dogs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth a remarkable 2,350 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 264,600 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs LXI's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs LXI is ranked 6,029^th in the world and 284^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.02 law-abiding acts per hour.