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Most Advanced Public Education: 123rdLargest Black Market: 149thMost Rebellious Youth: 155th
The Rogue Nation of
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Bleeding Hearts Are Best
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Civil Rights
Excessive
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Warpfire 9

Population27.523 billion

CapitalLittle Asquith

CurrencyMill
AnimalGladstone Bag

The Rogue Nation of Warpfire 9 is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.523 billion Warpfire 9ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Little Asquith. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Warpfire 9ian economy, worth an astonishing 11,345 trillion Mills a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 412,225 Mills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's no such thing as bad publicity, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Warpfire 9's national animal is the Gladstone Bag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Warpfire 9 is ranked 127,204th in the world and 2,479th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 266.3023642886 days.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 123rdLargest Black Market: 149thMost Rebellious Youth: 155thHighest Crime Rates: 209thLargest Information Technology Sector: 305thMost Armed: 310thHighest Drug Use: 412thHighest Poor Incomes: 574thHighest Economic Output: 619thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 680thMost Advanced Public Transport: 772ndMost Cultured: 958thHighest Average Incomes: 990thRudest Citizens: 1,056thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,068thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,223rdMost Inclusive: 1,352ndSmartest Citizens: 1,416thHighest Food Quality: 1,447thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,521stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,529thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,628thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,888thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,898thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,073rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,854thLargest Governments: 2,961stLargest Retail Industry: 2,964thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,189thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,285thNicest Citizens: 3,671stMost Efficient Economies: 5,062ndLargest Gambling Industry: 5,361stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,758thLargest Populations: 5,828thMost Avoided: 7,897thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,103rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,591stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,857thTop
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Nudest: 16,384thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,452ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,758thMost Developed: 19,554thMost Politically Free: 27,294thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 29,270th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 35th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 36th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 37th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 45th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 65th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 66th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 93rd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 113th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 124th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 125th in the regionNicest Citizens: 141st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 146th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 151st in the regionMost Politically Free: 157th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 179th in the regionLargest Populations: 181st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 193rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 262nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 264th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 461st in the regionMost Avoided: 477th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 505th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 528th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 620th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 634th in the regionNudest: 685th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Warpfire 9 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpfire 9, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpfire 9, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpfire 9, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpfire 9, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpfire 9, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpfire 9, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Warpfire 9ian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpfire 9, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : Following new legislation in Warpfire 9, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpfire 9, the W9BI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.

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