Population | 27.523 billion |
Capital | Little Asquith |
Currency | Mill |
Animal | Gladstone Bag |
The Rogue Nation of Warpfire 9 is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.523 billion Warpfire 9ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Little Asquith. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Warpfire 9ian economy, worth an astonishing 11,345 trillion Mills a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 412,225 Mills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There's no such thing as bad publicity, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Warpfire 9's national animal is the Gladstone Bag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Warpfire 9 is ranked 127,204th in the world and 2,479th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 266.3023642886 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Warpfire 9 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Warpfire 9, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
- : Following new legislation in Warpfire 9, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
- : Following new legislation in Warpfire 9, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses.
- : Following new legislation in Warpfire 9, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
- : Following new legislation in Warpfire 9, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
- : Following new legislation in Warpfire 9, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Warpfire 9ian language.
- : Following new legislation in Warpfire 9, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
- : Following new legislation in Warpfire 9, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Warpfire 9, the W9BI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.