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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,192ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,910thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,332nd
The Oppressed Peoples of
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Washing

Population10.658 billion

Currencyguilder
Animaltiger

The Oppressed Peoples of Washing is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.658 billion Washingians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Washingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,283 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,386 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

There's more pink stuff on sale these days, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, the government is flooded with compensation requests, and glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Washing's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Washing is ranked 96,356th in the world and 1,202nd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 466.32822238308 days.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,192ndTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,910thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,332ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,656thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,030thMost Patriotic: 21,671stHighest Economic Output: 21,711thHealthiest Citizens: 24,904thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,699thLowest Crime Rates: 26,646thMost Conservative: 28,711thBest Weather: 29,526th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 705th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,000th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Washing was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Washing, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
  • : Following new legislation in Washing, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • : Following new legislation in Washing, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Washing, there's more pink stuff on sale these days.
  • : Washing was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Washing, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color".
  • : Following new legislation in Washing, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Washing, people who have lived their entire lives in Washing are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Washing, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.

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