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Washingtonian Republic

Population9.241 billion

LeaderCurtis Haas

AnimalAquila chrysaetos

The Shareholder States of Washingtonian Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Curtis Haas with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.241 billion Yankees are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 16.2%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,362 trillion Phoenixes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 147,419 Phoenixes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, the government is reining in public spending, and the nation is wading into dangerous waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Washingtonian Republic's national animal is the Aquila chrysaetos, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Washingtonian Republic is ranked 227,141st in the world and 111th in The League for Most Primitive, scoring -254.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Armed: 3,787thFattest Citizens: 4,024thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,078thRudest Citizens: 4,352ndLargest Insurance Industry: 4,483rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,628thMost Avoided: 4,816thLargest Retail Industry: 4,817thMost Devout: 6,163rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,176thMost Influential: 10,658thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,851stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,125thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,450thLargest Black Market: 11,576thTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,213thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,540thHighest Average Incomes: 14,764thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,833rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,816thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,179thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,791stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,939thMost Efficient Economies: 18,521stHighest Poor Incomes: 22,395th
Largest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the region

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