The Empire of Waterbearian landmass is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Hypsibius with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.563 billion Waterbearian landmassians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dujardini central. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Waterbearian landmassian economy, worth a remarkable 1,357 trillion Ecuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 128,487 Ecuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, autocrats are persona non grata, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waterbearian landmass's national animal is the Hypsibius Dujardini, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Waterbearism.

Waterbearian landmass is ranked 11,757^th in the world and 702^nd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.17 law-abiding acts per hour.