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Most Income Equality: 243rdMost Authoritarian: 4,579thMost Extreme: 19,487th
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We Are Not The CIA

Population9.407 billion


The Rogue Agency of We Are Not The CIA is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 9.407 billion We Are Not The CIA Agents are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant We Are Not The CIA economy, worth 148 trillion Intels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 15,773 Intels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, gambling is outlawed, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We Are Not The CIA's national animal is the Drone, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

We Are Not The CIA is ranked 89,204th in the world and 321st in Devide by Zero for Highest Economic Output, with 148 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Income Equality: 243rdTop
Most Authoritarian: 4,579thTop
Most Extreme: 19,487thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,795th
Most Income Equality: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionSafest: 82nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 125th in the regionMost Inclusive: 151st in the regionLargest Populations: 163rd in the region

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