The Rogue Service of We Are Not The CSIS is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 14.41 billion We Are Not The CSISians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant We Are Not The CSISian economy, worth 186 trillion Intels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,947 Intels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We Are Not The CSIS's national animal is the Drone, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

We Are Not The CSIS is ranked 93,487^th in the world and 18^th in Devide by Zero for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.7 law-abiding acts per hour.