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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,224thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,758thLowest Crime Rates: 2,478th
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We Are Not the NSA

Population14.373 billion

CapitalPrism
LeaderNohbdy
FaithClassified

CurrencyIntel
AnimalDrone

The Rogue Agency of We Are Not the NSA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nohbdy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.373 billion WANNSA Agents are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prism. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient a WANNSA Agent economy, worth a remarkable 2,602 trillion Intels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,065 Intels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We Are Not the NSA's national animal is the Drone and its national religion is Classified.

We Are Not the NSA is ranked 2,478th in the world and 62nd in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 126.37 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,224thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,758thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,478thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,746thLargest Governments: 3,361stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,498thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,888thHighest Economic Output: 5,123rdMost Armed: 5,635thSafest: 6,052ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,185thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,814thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,892ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,931stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,172ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,155thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,199thHighest Average Incomes: 8,271stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,562ndMost Developed: 9,649thMost Secular: 9,704thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,927thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,199thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 10,869thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,391stMost Efficient Economies: 12,018thLargest Populations: 14,586thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,264thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,242ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,901stSmartest Citizens: 17,976thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,822ndMost Inclusive: 20,858th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 40th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 40th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 73rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 91st in the regionLargest Governments: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 132nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 137th in the regionSafest: 138th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 143rd in the regionMost Armed: 155th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 174th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 185th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 208th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 224th in the regionMost Developed: 225th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 238th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 241st in the regionLargest Populations: 246th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 263rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 265th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 268th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 269th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 283rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 285th in the regionMost Secular: 297th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 327th in the regionMost Stationary: 328th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 360th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 389th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 396th in the regionMost Inclusive: 397th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 398th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 452nd in the region

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  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Most Advanced Public Education.

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