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Most Authoritarian: 8,399thMost Conservative: 10,311thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,951st
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Правительство не лжет
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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WE ARENT SOCIALIST

Population457 million

Currencychocolate chip cookies
Animaldear leader

The Dictatorship of WE ARENT SOCIALIST is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 457 million WE ARENT SOCIALISTians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong WE ARENT SOCIALISTian economy, worth 34.7 trillion chocolate chip cookieses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 75,919 chocolate chip cookieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall, vacationing WE ARENT SOCIALISTians expect to be treated as royalty, and new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WE ARENT SOCIALIST's national animal is the dear leader, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

WE ARENT SOCIALIST is ranked 68,305th in the world and 2,579th in Osiris for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 3,121.89 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 8,399thMost Conservative: 10,311thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,951stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,346thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,520thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,483rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,798thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,507thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,604th
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Most Authoritarian: 245th in the regionMost Conservative: 307th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 490th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 589th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 696th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 731st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : WE ARENT SOCIALIST's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : WE ARENT SOCIALIST's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : WE ARENT SOCIALIST was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : WE ARENT SOCIALIST's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in WE ARENT SOCIALIST, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : Following new legislation in WE ARENT SOCIALIST, vacationing WE ARENT SOCIALISTians expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in WE ARENT SOCIALIST, policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in WE ARENT SOCIALIST, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in WE ARENT SOCIALIST, citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping.
  • : WE ARENT SOCIALIST was refounded in Osiris.

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