by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 919th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,320th Most Influential: 1,366th
The Federal Republic of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
This is fine!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population3.037 billion

LeaderJust A Nice Guy


The Federal Republic of Weanamaco is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Just A Nice Guy with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.037 billion Weanamacoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weanamacoan economy, worth 491 trillion Cheeseburgers a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,826 Cheeseburgers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Information Technology facilities are being turned into Jaguar habitats, many friends and relatives of Just A Nice Guy have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Weanamaco's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Weanamaco is ranked 14,121st in the world and 675th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,429.11 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 919thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,320thMost Influential: 1,366thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,907thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,269thSafest: 3,343rdMost Inclusive: 3,495thHealthiest Citizens: 3,936thMost Developed: 4,289thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,664thSmartest Citizens: 4,742ndNicest Citizens: 4,972ndBest Weather: 5,226thMost Secular: 5,425thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,650thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,792ndMost Pacifist: 7,059thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,295thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,315thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,895thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,140thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9,437thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,471stHighest Average Incomes: 10,331stMost Efficient Economies: 12,685thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,922ndRudest Citizens: 13,442ndNudest: 13,876thLargest Retail Industry: 14,095thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,121stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,242ndLowest Crime Rates: 15,920thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,101stMost Cultured: 16,463rd
Largest Information Technology Sector: 70th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 106th in the regionSafest: 183rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 193rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 226th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 229th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 254th in the regionMost Developed: 261st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 284th in the regionNicest Citizens: 286th in the regionBest Weather: 292nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 302nd in the regionMost Secular: 302nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 335th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 373rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 381st in the regionMost Pacifist: 392nd in the regionNudest: 434th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 435th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 438th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 474th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 494th in the regionRudest Citizens: 504th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 508th in the regionMost Influential: 535th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 623rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 628th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 635th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 662nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 675th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 723rd in the regionLargest Governments: 815th in the regionMost Cultured: 816th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 817th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 823rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Weanamaco was endorsed by The Empire of Jancukishou.
  • : Weanamaco was endorsed by The Free Land of Interdimensional Zone.
  • : Weanamaco was endorsed by The Republic of Parmovand.
  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, many friends and relatives of Just A Nice Guy have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, Information Technology facilities are being turned into Jaguar habitats.
  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, third world countries are rich in "I Love Nowhere" t-shirts.
  • : Weanamaco was endorsed by The Republic of Huks Gares.
  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 152 » Yaorozu, Ethnon, Buckerino, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, PlanetPunk, Corfad, Koda-Land, Notyoutopia, Wilkshire, Siwale, United Draconia, El Fiji Grande, Holy Oranz, Lunallian, Sundred, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, New Pruessen, Dar es Saalam, Kwaj, Selfgradatude, Pallaith, Zeternia, Sunto, Moubarakistan, Babacar, Great Bights Mum, Amauri, Sea Ghost, Wineclaw, New Bremerton, Shadowrik, Malta Comino Gozo, Federation Terra Australis, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Spartoptia, Universal State Formula, SORT, Former English Colony, General COE, Niradans, United Kahndaq, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Kasazzastan, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, and 102 others.Unsophisticate, Diodone, Napnomadia, Bearical, New Lakemba, Omnistria, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Empy, Xentherida, Yukti, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Outer Egorniand, Maott, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Guer Aike, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, Alunya, Ozstan, Steraz, Ainsworth, Atain, The Sinclarian Provinces, Votak Matim, Egalico, Solmetria, Jasminlandia, Joodey, Guslantis, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Steampunk Ariel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Plangainer, Haor Chall, Trillius, Torakuen, Unimaginable Doom, Victoriaans Nederlands, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Aratani, Valhalla123, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Loutsland, Noahs Second Country, Rynion, Test for a new hope, Elder Realms, Alpinea, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Constantinolia, Astrind, Zumlandia, Kobagia, New Trisone, Glurponia, Abject Ludicrosity, Juggernautilus, Xzavia-Hjar, Penrith, Willifusland, Runeda, Orado, Daiz, New Octicarg, Lindsaystan, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sockmanland, Makersaulache, Duerrlewang, Cuyan, McMasterdonia, Orven, The Stratosphere Islands, Ponantine, Racoda, Nakayo, Wisconsota, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Clan Spaniel, Angshire, Miruma, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Loli County, Nothru Lerple, Pazair, Seenvorland, Dabarastan, Viridiann, Afcon, Zyvetskistaahn, Eravonia, Huks Gares, Parmovand, Interdimensional Zone, and Jancukishou.

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