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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 388thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 409thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 493rd
The ✌ Minarchy ✌ of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
Legalize and enjoy
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Weed

Population26.973 billion

CapitalCannabourg
LeaderNatalia Corvis
FaithRastafari

Currencydollar
Animalcrow

The ✌ Minarchy ✌ of Weed is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Natalia Corvis with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.973 billion Weedians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cannabourg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Weedian economy, worth a remarkable 6,033 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 223,685 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,061,317 per year while the poor average 27,821, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, children keel over while singing "Natalia Corvis Gives Us the Water of Life", and students in Weed's schools rarely attend their classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Weed's national animal is the crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Rastafari.

Weed is ranked 50,428th in the world and 1st in the Isles for Most Stationary, with 895.3079686692 days.

Top
1%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 388thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 409thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 493rdHighest Crime Rates: 705thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 773rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 797thFattest Citizens: 827thLargest Gambling Industry: 945thMost Avoided: 984thMost Armed: 1,122ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,287thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,311thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,408thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,259thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,320thHighest Economic Output: 2,376thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 3,261stLargest Retail Industry: 3,288thHighest Drug Use: 3,464thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,778thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,824thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,221stLargest Mining Sector: 5,596thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,690thLargest Populations: 6,247thHighest Average Incomes: 7,375thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,311thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,903rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,257thTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,779thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,988thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,300thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,861stLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,533rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Weed was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Weed was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Weed was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Weed was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Weed appointed The Holy State of Frankland as Successor with authority over Successor in The Isles.
  • : Weed was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Weed was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Weed was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Weed was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Weed was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.

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