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Nudest: 3,747thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,611thMost Authoritarian: 6,118th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
He'll hound
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOO

Population190 million

Currencyfgvsbgbv
AnimalHellhound

The Republic of WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOO is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 190 million WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOian economy, worth 5.57 trillion fgvsbgbvs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 29,299 fgvsbgbvs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the military is plagued with unethical researchers, the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad, and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOO's national animal is the Hellhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOO is ranked 144,998th in the world and 4,310th in the West Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3.46 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 3,747thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,611thMost Authoritarian: 6,118thTop
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Most Conservative: 13,266thMost Extreme: 18,518thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,851st
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Nudest: 69th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 81st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 244th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 341st in the regionMost Extreme: 405th in the regionMost Conservative: 535th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOO, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOO, the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad.
  • : Following new legislation in WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOO, the military is plagued with unethical researchers.
  • : Following new legislation in WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOO, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOO, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics.
  • : WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOO's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOO, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOO, it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm.
  • : Following new legislation in WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOO, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
  • : Following new legislation in WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOO, the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery.

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