The Holy Red States Union of Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Denver with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.285 billion Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denvergrad. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaan economy, worth 94.5 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,530 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, Premier Denver spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa's national animal is the Mountain Mama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic atheism.

Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa is ranked 198,484^th in the world and 7,427^th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.