Population | 9.598 billion |
Capital | The |
Leader | random |
Faith | acts |
Currency | of |
Animal | kindness |
The Kindness Republic of Week Nashun 5 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by random with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.598 billion Cogs are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Cogian economy, worth a remarkable 4,550 trillion ofs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 474,067 ofs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,539,630 per year while the poor average 18,553, a ratio of 190 to 1.
The government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Week Nashun 5's national animal is the kindness, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is acts.
Week Nashun 5 is ranked 139,008th in the world and 16th in Random Acts of Kindness for Most Stationary, with 216.08668809332 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Week Nashun 5, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
- : Following new legislation in Week Nashun 5, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
- : Following new legislation in Week Nashun 5, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in Week Nashun 5, the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences.
- : Following new legislation in Week Nashun 5, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
- : Following new legislation in Week Nashun 5, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity.
- : Following new legislation in Week Nashun 5, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.
- : Following new legislation in Week Nashun 5, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
- : Following new legislation in Week Nashun 5, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
- : Following new legislation in Week Nashun 5, 90% of active duty WN5AF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.