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Largest Retail Industry: 91stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 94thRudest Citizens: 100th
The Kindness Republic of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
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Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Week Nashun 5

Population9.598 billion

CapitalThe
Leaderrandom
Faithacts

Currencyof
Animalkindness

The Kindness Republic of Week Nashun 5 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by random with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.598 billion Cogs are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cogian economy, worth a remarkable 4,550 trillion ofs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 474,067 ofs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,539,630 per year while the poor average 18,553, a ratio of 190 to 1.

The government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Week Nashun 5's national animal is the kindness, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is acts.

Week Nashun 5 is ranked 139,008th in the world and 16th in Random Acts of Kindness for Most Stationary, with 216.08668809332 days.

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Largest Retail Industry: 91stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 94thRudest Citizens: 100thFattest Citizens: 124thHighest Disposable Incomes: 136thLargest Gambling Industry: 152ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 155thMost Efficient Economies: 160thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 175thMost Armed: 182ndMost Avoided: 242ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 264thHighest Crime Rates: 269thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 431stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 478thHighest Average Incomes: 576thMost Scientifically Advanced: 937thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 944thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,060thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,187thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,259thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,362ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,517thLargest Mining Sector: 1,556thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,607thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,650thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,651stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,768thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,125thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,830thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,302ndHighest Economic Output: 3,884thMost Cultured: 3,903rdLargest Governments: 4,141stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,564thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,711thSmartest Citizens: 7,411thMost Patriotic: 7,593rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,762ndMost Secular: 9,831stMost Inclusive: 13,111th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Week Nashun 5, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Week Nashun 5, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Following new legislation in Week Nashun 5, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Week Nashun 5, the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences.
  • : Following new legislation in Week Nashun 5, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Following new legislation in Week Nashun 5, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity.
  • : Following new legislation in Week Nashun 5, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Week Nashun 5, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Week Nashun 5, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
  • : Following new legislation in Week Nashun 5, 90% of active duty WN5AF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.

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