by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 380thMost Influential: 1,622ndMost Secular: 2,189th
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Well F

Population497 million

CapitalBlue Phoenix


The Kingdom of Well F is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 497 million Well Fisians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blue Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Well Fian economy, worth 26.9 trillion Polies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 54,223 Polies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Well F, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Well F's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Well F is ranked 193,139th in the world and 7,196th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.5 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 380thMost Influential: 1,622ndTop
Most Secular: 2,189thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,118thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,084thLowest Crime Rates: 13,432ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,344thMost Inclusive: 17,854thMost Income Equality: 18,248thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,262ndMost Beautiful Environments: 18,936th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 57th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 93rd in the regionMost Influential: 172nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 284th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 342nd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 387th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 542nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 596th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 609th in the regionLargest Governments: 631st in the regionMost Inclusive: 654th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 671st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 720th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 724th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Well F, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Well F, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Well F, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Well F, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Well F.
  • : Following new legislation in Well F, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in Well F, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.
  • : Following new legislation in Well F, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Well F, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.
  • : Well F was endorsed by The United Protectorate of Tepertopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Well F, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 301 » Erinor, Anserisa, Madreia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Qvait, Marinho Islands, Auphelia, Amerion, The Filippinas, Land Without Shrimp, Farengeto, PenguinPies, Bleakfoot, Wehraboos, Aumeltopia, Tsunamy, Barabarom, Volaworand, Corgitopiaa, Laamiva, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Bawkie, West Fallows, Iym Winterless, Nowa Europa, Drystar, Yeldarbsland, Dereistic, Steampunk Engineers, Royaltica, Baltenlands, Ralphburg, Si-topia, Eutraya, Starsight, Omiri, HUElavia, Meistonia, Utondara, The Two Jerseys, The Solar System Scope, Dylar, ChickenDome, Escanval, Nova Kobol, Solianz, Tridem, The West Valley Mountains, Curlyhoward, Weburya, and 251 others.Luddinlande, V3rmont, Tsvetania, The Arctic Union, Ikkarus, The United Expanse, Glen Cooley, Not Austria, Antarctic Empires, Dirkistan, RussiaSpetsnaz1, Alaninia, Republik Hintonia, Eastern Liberal Lidership, Southern Numenor, Catsonya, Peoples Republic of Columbus, Bumblegaria, Isokenzar, Empetland, Centristvill, The 3rdGodKing, New Briantown, Kiasu-ism, Direwolf1, Eddonia, Odesseen, Chinter Tho, Sabrestan, Fasire, Nova Montron, Phoenixesia, Bear Connors Paradiso, RestartAll, Imperial Duck, Luzonesia, Japanese Federal Republic, Loure Vill, Noire Denholm, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Piasa Paradise, Jehenna, Arkalon, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Greater Hyrulang, Maerist, Blaash, Great Terra and its Dominions, Novaexus, Manniskoslaktet, Gliasco, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, The Gungan Republic, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Silberne Wache, United Rebellious States, Wardoeka, Gymnostan, South Caleblan, Pamela And Hepatitis, Kovish, Erfton, Hypturn, Dragon spirit, Darakin, Privatore, NeoConcordia, Shefino, Realms of Madness, Mapico, Page 53, Mantas Meow, New Schoeneberg, Greneria, Aguatania, Rad Asia, Salguod, The White Raj, New Seallands, Sau Man Frescher, South Western Korea, Stoniamera, New February, Maeiland, Lesinteil, Linden Oak, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Aschenburg, Lyrava, Ullan, Yellunstryer, Quh, SELAH SELAH, Doraya, The JessTown Islands, Shocking Bad Hats, Gonrati, PsychoPantachy, Islastal, Nothanksbutseriously, Erimo, Zosnor, Geekvia, United Crumburrtha Federation, Eareamland, Counne Bovare, Grianal, Bubyland, A leftover country, The Tealnd Isles, Soem, Yavemaya, Kroumos, Bewar, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Dovive, Kervanosia, Zaelith, Kompir, Itani, Terran Draconia, Dasko, Palamien, The naked people, Aurcania, Intergalactic Cyborgtopia, Calistan, Efferalt, Icn Gaurath, Linguiniland, Santa Ofelia, Ancient Slobovia, Crystal Creation, Gardenia Azul, Hanskarr, South Blossom, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Lux Umbrat, Hypersensible Crybabies, Jennaterra, Aidenfieeld, Esfalsa, Pax Dracon, New Ancapland, Mincestia, Hesrova, Center Lisle, USNE2018, Sophiana, North Kanuckistan, Great Andora, Seliyan progressive Islands, TubaCoffee, St Oaks, Raelsa, Hih, Dankstergrad, Unielvan Millorvium, Malkotistan, Walloonia, Kholdan, Avalonica, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Of South America, New Durflestan, Velarin, The Northeast Mashriq, Markla, Moonshining, Oreo States, Three Rivia Levr, InnWorm, Cuuldere, Bear Islands, Kallassius, Madhonia, Namavatland, Nankyoku Tairiku, Its Modelo Time Foo, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Indolos, Bromsivia, Herbert Island, Great Novania, Sirittoes, Los Lonley Boys, West Pastafaria, Rebel-topia, Noveos, The Tecorogan Federation, The Radanivans, Seyja, Storalia, Techganet, Hanguk-Nippon, Sedunn, The Drakan Republic, Witerrocines, Poopisiya, Spazzhole, North Catimestistrianes, Ottokratland, Oncarra, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Potion Seller, Farelonia, Enplatia, Escevola, Andinla, Prefesia, Bhanak, United States of Vietnam, Bergenu, Official State of Landland, Valdutz, Vega Naothia, Trepsit, Djalia, Pmta, Sandaoguo, Barokah, Sagada, Theorin, Nueva Alta California, Vincent Field, Tioloman, Free Rad, Terranopolity, Myness, Drugged Monkeys, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Fredriecan, Kedjens, Eastern Nyan, Midand, Whimichy, Concrete Slab, Avia Lavanda, Catillos, White Bananistan, B H A R A T, FreeFishers, Namhines, Coadjuthen, Gecetesse, Jazzfrezia, Eirun Sol, Ebonhand, Merevane, Philippinia, and Tepertopia.

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