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Weller Centennial

Population32.704 billion

CapitalCork
LeaderThe Philosopher In Chief

CurrencyDoughnut
AnimalGiant Sloth

The Existential Quandry of Weller Centennial is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Philosopher In Chief with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 32.704 billion Weller Centenarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cork. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Weller Centennialian economy, worth an astonishing 11,321 trillion Doughnuts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 346,183 Doughnuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, several inches are being added to first class seating, and commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Weller Centennial's national animal is the Giant Sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Weller Centennial is ranked 240,123rd in the world and 8th in Galts Gulch for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -58.65 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 80thHighest Crime Rates: 112thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 121stMost Armed: 164thFattest Citizens: 176thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 193rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 255thRudest Citizens: 332ndHighest Economic Output: 364thHighest Disposable Incomes: 413thLargest Retail Industry: 424thMost Avoided: 464thMost Rebellious Youth: 537thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 599thLargest Insurance Industry: 628thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 748thLargest Mining Sector: 910thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,077thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,144thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,165thHighest Average Incomes: 1,323rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,434thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,654thLargest Populations: 1,808thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,402ndTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,835thSmartest Citizens: 3,444thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,563rdMost Influential: 4,110thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,744thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,747thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,271stMost Secular: 8,590thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,265thLargest Black Market: 10,942ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,958thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,808thMost Cultured: 15,119thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,784thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,661stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,768th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Weller Centennial was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Weller Centennial was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Weller Centennial, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Weller Centennial, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in Weller Centennial, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Weller Centennial, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Weller Centennial, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Cork River.
  • : Following new legislation in Weller Centennial, prank shows are so hot right now.
  • : Following new legislation in Weller Centennial, money grows on trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Weller Centennial, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.

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