by Max Barry

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Highest Poor Incomes: 579thMost Secular: 1,032ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,420th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
A speech a day keeps those leeches away.
Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Wese Zippopiteradgil

Population4.972 billion

CapitalThe Silvern City
LeaderOverlord Apu Abuhabuhai
FaithEternal Chess Club


The Empire of Wese Zippopiteradgil is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.972 billion Wese Zippopiteradgilians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Silvern City. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wese Zippopiteradgilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,418 trillion shares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 285,328 shares, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wese Zippopiteradgil's national animal is the Megasloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternal Chess Club.

Wese Zippopiteradgil is ranked 6,014th in the world and 176th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.2 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Highest Poor Incomes: 579thMost Secular: 1,032ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,420thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,421stMost Influential: 1,695thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,071stTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,142ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,219thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,266thHighest Average Incomes: 2,301stLargest Black Market: 2,385thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,674thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,705thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,063rdMost Developed: 4,345thSmartest Citizens: 5,046thLargest Retail Industry: 5,646thLowest Crime Rates: 6,014thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,333rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,871stLargest Governments: 7,848thMost Cultured: 8,564thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,956thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,129thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,679thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 10,985thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,990thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,256thHighest Economic Output: 11,274thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,797thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,741stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,819thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,433rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,457thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,605thMost Income Equality: 16,538thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,146thMost Stationary: 20,141st
Highest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 42nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 46th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 56th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 78th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 101st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 112th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 132nd in the regionMost Developed: 136th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 149th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 158th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 176th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 181st in the regionMost Influential: 184th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 190th in the regionLargest Governments: 199th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 212th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 228th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 248th in the regionMost Cultured: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 284th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 297th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 299th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 344th in the regionMost Stationary: 384th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 384th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 441st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 446th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 451st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 516th in the regionLargest Populations: 548th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 548th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 613th in the regionNudest: 619th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 711th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 736th in the regionMost Income Equality: 804th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 841st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 842nd in the region

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