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Highest Poor Incomes: 720thMost Secular: 1,064thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,371st
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
A speech a day keeps those leeches away.
Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Wese Zippopiteradgil

Population5.455 billion

CapitalThe Silvern City
LeaderOverlord Apu Abuhabuhai
FaithEternal Chess Club


The Empire of Wese Zippopiteradgil is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.455 billion Wese Zippopiteradgilians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Silvern City. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wese Zippopiteradgilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,531 trillion shares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 280,688 shares, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wese Zippopiteradgil's national animal is the Megasloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternal Chess Club.

Wese Zippopiteradgil is ranked 106,177th in the world and 3,969th in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 649.24 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Highest Poor Incomes: 720thMost Secular: 1,064thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,371stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,407thMost Influential: 1,723rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,140thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,160thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,244thLargest Black Market: 2,373rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,422ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,431stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,019thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,147thMost Developed: 4,303rdSmartest Citizens: 4,994thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,108thLowest Crime Rates: 6,055thLargest Retail Industry: 6,373rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,076thLargest Governments: 7,682ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,974thMost Cultured: 8,538thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,984thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,641stHighest Economic Output: 10,598thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,927thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 11,443rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,480thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,968thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,933rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,400thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,927thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,312thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,084thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,559thMost Income Equality: 18,006thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,698thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,128thMost Stationary: 19,249thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,383rd
Highest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 48th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 78th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 140th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 147th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 149th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 153rd in the regionMost Influential: 171st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 177th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 178th in the regionLargest Governments: 193rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 194th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 198th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 205th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 243rd in the regionMost Cultured: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 293rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 308th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 340th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 341st in the regionMost Stationary: 371st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 385th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 432nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 445th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 464th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 477th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 521st in the regionLargest Populations: 525th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 611th in the regionNudest: 674th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 685th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 712th in the regionMost Income Equality: 812th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 826th in the region

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