by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 977th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,522nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,553rd
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
A speech a day keeps those leeches away.
Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai
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Wese Zippopiteradgil

Population2.884 billion

CapitalThe Silvern City
LeaderOverlord Apu Abuhabuhai
FaithEternal Chess Club


The Empire of Wese Zippopiteradgil is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.884 billion Wese Zippopiteradgilians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Silvern City. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wese Zippopiteradgilian economy, worth 682 trillion shares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 236,624 shares, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People caught mistreating Wese Zippopiteradgil's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, the nation is under martial law, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wese Zippopiteradgil's national animal is the Megasloth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eternal Chess Club.

Wese Zippopiteradgil is ranked 19,886th in the world and 483rd in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 204.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Secular: 977thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,522ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,553rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,648thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,702ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,721stMost Influential: 1,994thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,575thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,723rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,727thLargest Black Market: 3,120thHighest Average Incomes: 3,401stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,417thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,571stLargest Retail Industry: 5,497thLargest Mining Sector: 6,751stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,993rdSmartest Citizens: 7,150thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,152ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,365thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,794thMost Efficient Economies: 9,549thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,610thLargest Governments: 10,853rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,998thMost Cultured: 11,326thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,262ndRudest Citizens: 14,356th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionMost Secular: 41st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 55th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 59th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 59th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 62nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 96th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 99th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 132nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 156th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 160th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 190th in the regionMost Influential: 191st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 196th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 198th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 220th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 223rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 233rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 263rd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 279th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 316th in the regionMost Cultured: 330th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 336th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 360th in the regionRudest Citizens: 361st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 445th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 479th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 481st in the regionNudest: 483rd in the regionMost Developed: 493rd in the regionMost Stationary: 543rd in the region

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