Population | 17.943 billion |
Capital | Wesmore City |
Leader | Emperor Vespasian Augustus III |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Imperial Guilder |
Animal | Great Wesmorlandian Boar |
The Autocratic Empire of Wesmorland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Vespasian Augustus III with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 17.943 billion Wesmorlanders are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wesmore City. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Wesmorlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,207 trillion Imperial Guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 290,208 Imperial Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Wesmorland isn't what it used to be, pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks", there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wesmorland's national animal is the Great Wesmorlandian Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Wesmorland is ranked 266,352nd in the world and 237th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Stationary, with 12.75782516832 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wesmorland's influence in The Land of Kings and Emperors rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Wesmorland's influence in The Land of Kings and Emperors rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Wesmorland's influence in The Land of Kings and Emperors rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Wesmorland's influence in The Land of Kings and Emperors rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Wesmorland, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
- : Following new legislation in Wesmorland, there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality.
- : Following new legislation in Wesmorland, pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks".
- : Following new legislation in Wesmorland, Wesmorland isn't what it used to be.
- : Following new legislation in Wesmorland, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
- : Wesmorland altered its national flag.