by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 953rdMost Influential: 1,832ndMost Secular: 1,941st
The Queendom of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
Who dares wins
Scarlett von Preußen
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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West Hamburg

Population5.928 billion

LeaderScarlett von Preußen

CurrencyHamburg Mark

The Queendom of West Hamburg is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Scarlett von Preußen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.928 billion West Hamburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Hamburgian economy, worth 755 trillion Hamburg Marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,502 Hamburg Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Scarlett von Preußen's most personal functions, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Hamburg's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheist.

West Hamburg is ranked 68,324th in the world and 2,083rd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 158.51262077408 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 953rdMost Influential: 1,832ndMost Secular: 1,941stTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,106thBest Weather: 8,377thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,835thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,934thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,314thMost Developed: 9,378thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,837thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,115thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,244thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,423rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,619thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,145thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,185thSmartest Citizens: 13,289thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,381stMost Efficient Economies: 13,861stMost Rebellious Youth: 13,969thMost Cultured: 14,550thNicest Citizens: 15,144thLowest Crime Rates: 15,768thLargest Governments: 15,948thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,352ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,460thMost Inclusive: 17,096thHealthiest Citizens: 17,846thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,619thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,360thHighest Average Incomes: 19,612th
Most Secular: 87th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 419th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 442nd in the regionBest Weather: 451st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 460th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 475th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 512th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 534th in the regionMost Developed: 541st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 595th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 602nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 602nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 609th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 622nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 624th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 639th in the regionMost Influential: 672nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 693rd in the regionMost Cultured: 694th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 696th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 699th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 711th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 731st in the regionLargest Governments: 748th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 772nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 822nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 840th in the regionLargest Populations: 865th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 887th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 888th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 911th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 929th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 951st in the regionMost Inclusive: 952nd in the region

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