The Queendom of West Hamburg is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Scarlett von Preußen with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 7.603 billion West Hamburgians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Hamburgian economy, worth 923 trillion Hamburg Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,435 Hamburg Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and the aims of top-secret West Hamburgian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Hamburg's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheist.

West Hamburg is ranked 8,809^th in the world and 535^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 91.03 on the Human Development Index.