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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 370thMost Influential: 505thMost Pacifist: 5,585th
The Most Serene Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
It's better to butter a noodle than doodle a poodle.
Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour
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West Pastafaria

Population2.414 billion

LeaderGrandmaster Chef Fallzangour

AnimalWild Spotted Collandar

The Most Serene Republic of West Pastafaria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.414 billion Pastafarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strascinati. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Pastafarian economy, worth 267 trillion Vermicellis a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,620 Vermicellis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Replacement organs are grown in vats, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, West Pastafarian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and West Pastafarian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Pastafaria's national animal is the Wild Spotted Collandar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West Pastafaria is ranked 239,758th in the world and 7,786th in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.14 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 370thMost Influential: 505thTop
Most Pacifist: 5,585thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,214thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,346thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,441stSafest: 7,725thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,799thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,928thNicest Citizens: 8,024thMost Inclusive: 9,108thMost Developed: 9,323rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,195thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,376thSmartest Citizens: 11,610thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,956thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,247thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,616thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,651stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,155thHealthiest Citizens: 13,451stMost Cultured: 13,891stBest Weather: 14,495thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,724thMost Secular: 16,193rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,287thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,823rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,838thLargest Governments: 20,009thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,074thMost Efficient Economies: 22,749th
Most Influential: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 207th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 227th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 237th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 241st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 245th in the regionSafest: 265th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 272nd in the regionMost Developed: 278th in the regionNicest Citizens: 295th in the regionMost Inclusive: 323rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 335th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 352nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 362nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 371st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 374th in the regionMost Cultured: 387th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 388th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 395th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 408th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 415th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 420th in the regionNudest: 454th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 457th in the regionBest Weather: 481st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 484th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 515th in the regionMost Secular: 556th in the regionLargest Governments: 580th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 683rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 740th in the region

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